Week 9 Power Rankings

By Taylor Garvin

 

I asked Mitch if I could do a PR this week because I was tired of watching election coverage and needed something else to occupy my mind for the moment. It has been a strange season with covid but all of us are giving an honest effort. Get ready for the super positive Week 9 PR!

1. Not Team Tim (actually Tim): Tim’s team is really good, he has awesome QB’s and great WR’s. Wouldn’t it be great if Mixon came back and was really good?  He’ll probably win more games than lose and is a real contender for the belt for 2 years in a row. GO TIM!
2. Butt Holes: Andrew’s team was famously autodrafted this year while soaking up some rays with his beautiful family on a Florida beach. The most bold strategy since the year Elkins didn’t get a QB until the 14th round. He has the most points in the league! Even though he’s doesn’t have a qb this week, I project a win.
3. Team Dave: Dave’s team has been quietly kicking ass. After starting 1-3 he’s won 4 straight even though 2 wins came by scoring less than 900. Dave has zero injured on his roster and only 1 questionable. If his team stays healthy he’ll be in good shape for a playoff run.
4. Dak to the Future: Mike’s team suffered big time with the injury to Dak. But he’s still got a solid team. Picking up Mullens this morning was a great move and the hot start should keep him in the running for the playoffs.
5. A Kittle Chubby: My team was looking good a couple weeks ago, then Kittle got hurt, I traded Boyd just to fill my roster, and now questioning if Nevada is gonna hold on. If Chubb and Mostert come back looking good I got a shot to make a run. Go team Taylor!
6. Clyde and Seek: Jesse’s had some great weeks where he looks like the best team. But then has weeks where he really struggles. He’s got great players on his team and I wouldn’t want to play him in the playoffs. If he can get some consistency we may be giving the belt Tua him.
7. Team Co-bros: The unlikely duo of Drew and Cha has had a pretty good year so far. The Brady Gronk combo is working pretty good surprisingly and they got a shot to keep in rolling.
8. Gnarled Barkley: Jason had a hot start and was really riding the best QB duo in the league. Of course the Barkley injury soured the run and he’s lost 3 or last 4. But some nice pickups this week has him looking good the rest of the way out. Maybe flip Herbert for a RB?
9. Team Tim (Mitch): Mitch’s team is 4-4 and has scored over 1130 three times. He’ll need to do that a few more times for a shot at the playoffs. Go Mitch!
10. Call me the Brees: I liked Eric’s team all year. He’s got 3 solid veteran QB’s and solid RB’s. Gio and Higgins got a chance to produce the rest of the season and be factors to winning.
11. Team Tim (Justin): Justin’s team looks good on paper, but inconsistent QB play has been tough on him all season. Solid team otherwise and could win out and make a run. Go Justin!
12. Tiger King: Elkin’s once again has some amazing skill players and getting McCafferty back should help him get another win or two. Co-ownership is no lock, Go Elkins!