Pre Season Power Rankings



1. Justin

If Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson continue their late season success into 2019 this team should have not trouble grabbing a top 4 playoff seed. Even if one of them falters, Justin has Average Andy to fall back on. At RB Chris Carson and Josh Jacobs are both slated for huge work loads and the tio of Adams, Hill, and Hilton at WR may be the best in the league. Noah Fant is someone I've never heard of, but I'm going to assume Justin will trick someone (Mike) into trading him a top 5 TE by Week 5.

2. Taylor

Tay spent the whole draft getting blown by his new mistress, so I'm moving him up a couple spots. Also, this team looks very good! Tom Brady was a reach in the 2nd, but Taylor managed to make up for it by grabbing Winston later in the draft. The RB trio of McCaffrey, Kerryon Johnson, and Sony Michel is one of the best in the league. The WRs after Keenan Allen aren't great but looks solid enough not to be a huge detriment.

3. Dave

Oh look, here's Dave with ANOTHER good team. Cam and Phil Rivers are a nice 1-2 punch at QB and the Kamara / Chubb duo at RB is the best in the league. Darius Guice has a chance to be a late round steal if Washington is any good this year. The WR group doesn't boast a star but has lots of depth and some upside on the bench. Jack Doyle is also on this team.

4. Jason

The WRs really stand out on this team, with OBJ leading the way. Jason even doubled down on that pick and drafted Baker Mayfield. David Johnson should (hopefully) see a bounce back year. The rest of the RB group has as many question marks as it is deep. Overall, this looks like a solid team.

5. Andrew

James Conner seemed like a bit of a reach in the 1st but overall this looks like a solid team. Goff and Rodgers at QB keeps you in most games. The RBs are good and O.J. Howard could be a breakout star at TE. The biggest issue with this team is at WR where Diggs is the only reliable threat. In fact WR is so bad on this team, Andrew currently has TWO TEs in his starting lineup.

6. Mitch

The Mahomes / Wentz combo is the clear #1 QB combo heading into the season. If either of those guys go down it's all over for me. At WR I'm counting on TWO Tamba Bay pass catchers and another guy catching passes from Nick Foles. Somehow this isn't my weakest position!! This roster doesn't include a single RB with an established role. I'm 100% hoping your best RB dies and one of these no name guys is the NEXT MAN UP. Trade. Me.

7. Jesse

With only Nick Foles and, Miami Dolphins backup, Josh Rosen to fill in, Jesse's putting all his chips on Kyler Murray. The WR group is the strength of this team and should provide Jesse with some good trade chips if his QB situation goes south or he decides he needs more than 2 RBs. In fact, I'm offering him a trade right now.

8. Chandler

Ryan Fitzpatrick is starting for this team! That's really all you need to know. For real it appears Chandler didn't have a selection until the 5th Round. Oh wait, never mind, here's Travis Kelce wasting away on this shipwreck.

Tim

LOVE the Watson pick in the 1st so much that I plan on sending him junk trades and threatening text messages all year. Starting RBs Dalvin Cook and Devonta Freeman will both be ded by Week 4. Same goes for WIl Fuller V. Julio Jones is tite tho, and it looks like LeSean McCoy might be a thing in KC.

10. Mike & Ryan

For what feels like the 50th year in a row, Mike's "sheet" has done an amazing job of drafting a 5-7 team. I like when's Ryan's not co-owner. He's never any good but he brings some spice to the league with whatever deranged strategy he's come up with 5 min before the draft. I don't know what to say about this team, it's full of super boring players. I'm done.

11. Eric

Drafting Todd Gurley in the 1st is playing with fire, but Eric was wise to draft his (potential) backup in the 11th round. Big Ben and Trubisy is one of the worst QB combos in the league and his only backup is Eli. Every single one of Eric's WRs are currently injured. Yuck.

12. Drew

This team looks like Drew drafted off of Matt Berry's "Do NOT Draft" rankings article. Zeke is in Cabo doing wind sprints on the beach like he's in fucking Rocky III, Drew Brees secretly hasn't been good in 2 years, and the Vikings are back to playing run first football so Adam Thielen will spend all season blocking for Dalvin Cook's backup. Daniel Jones is on this team and I'm at a loss for words. The best thing about this team might be 2018 mega bust, Lenard Fournette.