For starters I haven't seen many Halloween movies, so the idea of a Halloween movie themed PR is probably a bad idea. Still I'll give this a go. Oh and some of these movies are just scary movies and not necessarily "Halloween" movies. I don't really know what the difference is, but just an FYI.
1. Justin
I'm keeping Justin up top if only because I'm afraid that if he slipped too far in the rankings he would finally crack and go on a murderous rampage. Justin's team is also very good. His entire bench is on BYE this week and it's a thing of beauty that; one, he can field a complete lineup; and, two, WOULD YOU LOOK AT HIS BENCH?! I would kill to have any of those guys on my team!
Justin is Jack Nicholson from the Shining
2. Dave
I can never remember what Dave's team name is when I'm trying to find it in the "Teams" list on the site. Anyway, like the movie SAW you don't want to see Dave's team (or Dave for that matter) this Fantasy Football season. He has a really good team.
Dave is the movie SAW.
3. Jesse
Saw this movie my freshman year in someone's door room one evening. When the chick crawled out of the TV (SPOILER!) my roommate yelled "NO" at the TV and left the room. Dude was not having it. None of this relates to Jesse's team in any way, but I wanted to share that.
Jesse is the Ring
4. Cha
Cha finally nagged me enough to download the Friday the 13th video game on PS4 last weekend. And let me tell you, it's SCARY AF. Legit heart pounding playing this thing in the dark. I'm legit stoked to get high and play it.
Cha is Friday the 13th (PS4 Game)
5. Mike
Mike and his wife throw a Halloween party every year. And every year MB and all her friends go all with costumes while Mike just throws the same UC Under Armor shirt he wore last year. I'm not really sure how he gets away with it, but it's a pretty fun party with good food and beer to be had.
Mike is Scream (IDK I'm just done with this)
6. Jason
Jason is currently rostering Ravens' TE Ben Watson. the raven is a type of bird so...
Jason is The Birds
7. Eric
I'm really running out of steam on these last few (not doing these in any kind of order). So let's see um... The Toy Story Halloween special. Anyone else see that? I really enjoyed it and Eric's not going to read this anyway.
Eric is the Toy Story Halloween special
8. Tim
An array of injuries, trades, and waiver claims have Tim's roster barely recognizable from that of just a few short weeks ago. That is why he is Frankenstein, and NOT because Tim himself looks like a real life version of Frankenstein. As for those trades, Tim has two good QBs and a handful of guys who on any given week might do something. I'm not hopeful for Tim's playoff chances but with two good QBs anything can happen.
Tim is Frankenstein
9. Ryan / Drew
This is an easy one! The only questions is; who's mouth is sown to the others asshole? Fun fact, this team does not have a single starting QB this week.
Ryan/Drew are Human Centipede
10. Mitch
People, mostly old people, look back on the Charlie Brown movies with great nostalgia. Unfortunately, like your 2016 Champ, this movie has not aged well. I know it was impressive at the time, but damn, these movies are unwatchable today.
Mitch is It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
11. Andrew
Justin called it out last week and I'll reiterate it here; Andrew's team SUCKS. Like (Google's worst Halloween movie of all time..) The Wicker Man sucks!
Andrew is The Wicker Man (2006)
12. Taylor
LOL have you guys seen this classic? Ernest movies were SUPER funny in the 90's. I remember this one actually being kind of scary as a kid and never wanting to see it again. Unrelated, Tay will make a wonderful co-owner.
Taylor is Ernest Scared Stupid