1. Justin
It seems nothing can stop Justin this season. Not a season ending injury to the top overall pick, not trading Leonard Fournett, not starting Josh McCown. OK maybe that last one will hurt him this week.
Trade Status: Looking to mingle.
2. Cha
Julio Jones has still not reached the end-zone and is averaging a measly 74 Points a game. Lots of people are saying Mitch won the Julio trade. Oh, Derek Carr is playing this week after literally BREAKING HIS BACK! How is this possible?! Initial diagnosis was 2-8 weeks, but it appears seeing EJ Manual play football has magical healing powers.
Trade Status: Not interested.
3. Jesse
Jesse sits at 2-3 but his All-Play record suggests he should be 4-1. I'm buying those numbers, but a tough matchup against Justin this week (without the help of Russel Wilson) could push Jesse further down the standings.
Trade Status: Looking to talk all-night but gets cold feet when it's time to seal the deal.
4. Mike
This might be the highest I've ever ranked Mike in PR. After starting the season with a 1-21 All-Play record, Mike has been the league's best team over the past 3 weeks. QB play is a big question going forward with Kizer losing his job.
Trade Status: Willing to trade, send him offers!
5. Dave
Last time I did a PR it seemed like Dave was going to run away with the league. A few weeks later and Dave still has a solid squad but he's hit a bit of a rough patch. Not really sure what's been up with his team, but on the positive side Cameron Brate keeps catching TDs and is currently the #4 ranked TE.
Trade Status: Hates your offers, tells you how much your team sucks when you reject his offers.
6. Tim
Tim is 3-2 and I have no idea how. Aaron Rodgers and DeAndre Hopkins are his only two good players. DYK Tim is currently rostering Rex Burkhead? Really! Go look for yourself.
Trade Status: Will get around to rejecting your offer in the next 48 hours.
7. Ryan / Drew
Rumors swirling about inner fighting among management has caused distractions for this club. Will one of the owners step up and make the tough decisions? If not this team could be on the outside looking in come playoff time.
Trade Status: Try all you want, this couple is just window shopping.
8. Jason
The AP situation just reeks of desperation on all fronts. The Cardinals needing ANYTHING from the ground game after the David Johnson injury, and AP was thirsty for some carries in a crowded NOLA backfield. Oh, and he's Jason was a RB unit that includes Matt Forte and Darren McFadden. It's a match made in heaven on all fronts.
Trade Status: Willing to trade two terrible players for your best guy. Will let you know in 2,000 words why this works for you.
9. Eric
Moving Eric up a few spots as after upping his participation level from "bare minimum" to "partially engaged". Congrats!
Trade Status: Somewhere between unresponsive and unaware.
10. Andrew
Not having cracked 50 rushing yards in the last 4 weeks, Marshawn Lynch is becoming increasingly touchdown dependent. That's a big problem for Andrew, who has only Derrick Henry on his bench.
Trade Status: Willing to send joke offers.
11. Mitch
Doug Martin coming back from suspension was a big step forward, but this team took a step back when Bradford went down again. Looks like another week of starting Jay Cutler.
Trade Status: Trying to sell you a bunch of junk for a high price.
12. Taylor
The last remaining win-less team, Taylor, is currently projected to beat Andrew! A return of the Big Ben we've know the last decade would be a big boost for this team.
Trade Status: Unclear if he's trying to trade or just closing his eyes and hoping for the best.