1.) Justin:
Everybody seemed to think Justin had the best team, ppl are saying it...
HOWEVER... what seemed once like a dynamic and deep RB core has continued to whittle down to a solid 2 man show. With a thinly veiled wr core and a shaky Rudolph at TE the teams with similar record are nipping at his heels.
Justin is a buffalo chicken sandwich
2.) cha:
Lots of ppl are saying cha is the best team, and Justin is heating none of it!
Cha has all the classic earmarks of a water cooler stop n chat, “lemme tell ya who’s on my team”
Big names that, “if they put it all together... watch out!”
But will they ever????
Cha is a double cheeseburger
3.) Ryan Drew
Some ppl are worried about admitting.... how good they really are???
Still love the balance of qb’s they’ve got, in spite of recent injury concerns, I don’t believe they’ll be pulled into fire sale trades and this team and a discrete deep rb core. Starting the right guy every week could be their biggest problem. Strong at TE the only thing these guys have to worry about, is which weed head receiver is gonna show up when they’ve got a dip from the rbs
Ryan and Drew are shrimp lo mein
4.) Tim
Tim quietly in a four way tie for the lead... could be the candidate no one is talking about??????
Tim has strong qb play with good bortles and consistent Rodgers and several WR options, if Tim could solidify his rb core he could be trouble going into the middle part of this season.
Tim is a lamb gyro
5.) Dave
No one is talking about Dave... but Dave! And probably Jason several times
Dave hosts a cast of “solid” guys at his back positions, with some consistency that is a break out game away from being dangerous, however he leans on mid tier qb to remember the days of old week to week. If he manages to put any regular fire power in the flex, he could ruin a few weeks for his up coming opponents.
Dave is tacos
6.) jesse (me)
Ppl are talking about my team too probably!? Right guys?????
Getting though to keep this trump thing going but it’s a theme so DEAL WITH IT!
So I’ve got a solid team, strong qb play, surprise output but an unlikely diggs, big game potential from b. Cooks, and a strong promising rookie rb duo to pair with Gordon BUT WAIT!!!! delvin cook goes down and the worlds spin has wobbled off its axis! What do I do now????? With strong points for what should have been a dangerous match up may now be a game to mark down for up coming opponents.
I am tenders with honey mustard
5.)Eric
Iffff you haven’t picked up by now... ppl are saying that I’m going off of the league home standing...
Should be lower by virtue of starting John Ross at QB2, who hasn’t played since he fumbled on a flip tackle at the beginning of the season! But Eric has strong qb play and a variety of options at his backs positions, like many mid tier teams, a W and an L could be line up decisions.
Eric is gold star cheese coneys
6.) Jason
Ppl are talking about this PR and Jason technically has to be a part of it sooo....
As long as the law moves slow, and we know it does and will forever (zeke), it seems Jason has a strong backfield. He’s got a shaky wr core but has a chance week in and week out... if he could choose which top 2 quarterback to leave on the bench!! Slim Pickens on the bench may be interesting for Jason’s mid season stretch.
Jason is a White Castle
7.) Andrew
Ppl are saying it’s the best that ppl are saying it. They’re saying it god damnit.
Andrew has what should be fantasy work horse backs, has plenty of options wr but who to start???? If Cam could stop criticizing woman for rockin it in the Work place!!!! Then maybe he could quit being a pussy and score the balls!!! Idk, he’s got a strong team but a few weeks off by anybody on his team could win or loose it by 20 any given week.
Andrew is ham on rye
8.) mike
(President trump saying here)
Mike has a team name that finally has the guys namesake on it. That was weird before. Anyhow, it seems Larry Fitzgerald has gotten Kobe’s baby dna Chinese surgery and AJ makes for strong wr duo, but everything else here smells like wet trash. bengals qb, Browns wb, jets rb, and a bench full of remember when’s. Tho he did put up a weekly high, it might have been the last.
Mike is that fast food spot that, someone you normally aren’t in the car with, decides you’re pulling up to, and you’re all, “yeah wherever is fine”
9.) Taylor
It’s gonna be Yuge!
Taylor is 4 non wins into his goal of “any place but last” heading right into his first wave of Bi weeks. Tho his team is full of some of the best White guys in the NFL, their handsome white guy good looks have not translated into fantasy Ws... unless you count “nobody’s got to know” tugs. With a third of the season in the books Taylor will look to ass more talented handsome white guys to avoid co ownership.
Taylor is a California Roll
7.) Mitch
Is trump
Mitch’s team has all the making of last years championship! Second rb who was a home run hitter last year, break out sophomore qb from last year, wrs that performed with the team they were on last year... hell this team probably won it all last year!! HOWEVER, this is not last year and these guys have struggled in the first third of the season to do much on the field. His second highest scoring player he received in a lop sided loosing end of a trade in which he didn’t even start the guy. It’s no wonder he refuses to write PR, with all of his focus on another league... probably.
Mitch is a salad with too light of dressing. And it’s not a dressing you care for either, but at LEAST they could bring you enough... if they’re gonna be bringing out this GD salad anyways. Gosh