1. Dave
Dave managed to put up the second highest point total in Week 1 without his top two WRs. We should all be worried. I just keep telling myself it's a long season and everything that is good now will be bad in a couple weeks.
2. Jason
FC Cincinnati (and it's billionaire owners) aren't done asking the greater Cincinnati area for handouts. In addition to its stadium demands the kickball team wants its own practice facility! The Bengals don't even have a dedicated practice facility. Surrounding counties are seriously lining up to hand over public money so people can watch an 3rd tier soccer team jog around in pennies. Sit on it FC!
3. Cha
Like Dave, Cha put up a huge score without the help of his superstar WR. So why is Cha, who outscored Dave, down here? Part of it is a personal bias against Cha. I'm also worried that this might be it for Carson Palmer. Palmer looked REALLY bad/old in Week 1 and will be without David Johnson for the rest of the fantasy season. Without another QB on the roster, Cha must hope Palmer has a few more throws left in him.
4. Justin
Last night I was scrolling through all Justin's food line pics while eating some possibly expired grapes. Mushy grapes are the worst. When Justin finally returns to America, I want him to do a PR theme of all the food he's eaten on this trip.
5. Tim
Bumping Tim up a spot because it's his birthday this week. This is my present to him.
6. Taylor
Thomas Rawls is set to return from injury, and theoretically that should help offset the loss of Allen Robinson. Unfortunately the Seahawks offensive line is comprised of old hamburger wrappers held together by used band-aids. The Ryan, Big Ben, Lamar Miller trio is still enough to get Tay into the playoffs, but he's going to need to find another contributor if he wants to make a run at the belt.
7. Andrew
Andrew has 3 TEs on his team and REFUSES to trade me one! I'm giving him one more week to trade with me before I start dropping him in the PR.
8. Ryan / Drew
Lots of love for this team on the group line this week, but I'm not buying it. This roster looks like it was auto drafted. Also... do Drew / Elkins have a Co-Owner GroupMe line? What do you think the name of the line is? I demand more insight into the inner working of this partnership.
9. Mike
It's Week 2 and Mike's RB situation is a complete disaster. Mark Ingram and AP were out-snapped by some rookie, Danny Woodhead lasted 3 plays before his knee exploded, and Charles / Powell are STILL the backups. It's going to take Mike another 4-5 weeks before he realizes all hope is lost and trades one of his star WRs for two halfway useful RBs and Mike Glennon.
10. Mitch
Andrew Luck is still not healthy, BUT Sam Bradford has me feeling pretty good this week. Granted Bradford was playing against the 'nola defense, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let that dim the sliver of hope I have in this team. If Andrew would trade me a TE I would easily be a top 3 team.
11. Eric
I praised Eric for drafting a backup QB last week, but cautioned that Tom Savage might lose his job before Eric has a chance to use him. Wouldn't you know it, that Tom Savage era lasted a whole two quarters! Fun fact, I watched Tom Savage's first college game. The announcers kept talking about how Rutgers football would always remember the TOM SAVAGE ERA! He was just as bad in that game as he was on Sunday.
12. Jesse
Keeping Jesse down here until I actually see him this weekend. Weather on Sunday looks a little cloudy so I'm not sure if he'll make it.