1. Jason
Jason won the draft, and top PR spot, by virtue of smoking one hell of a brisket. I'm not even going to review his team, but I absolutely know it's full of crap players that he will trade to one of you dumb asses just in time to miss out on the playoffs. Stay tuned for his 2000 word explanation as to why he actually had the best team at the end of the season!
2. Justin
Aside from a great draft day performance, Justin drafted a pretty fun team. David Johnson, Gurley, Fournette, and Rob Kelley give Justin the best RBs in the league. He's going to need that depth if Joe Flacco can't stay/get healthy or Jarred Goff continues to be Jarred Goff.
3. Dave
Brees and Rivers give Dave the best QB combo in the league and the rest of the roster isn't half bad. RB depth could be an issue (Bount and West are in danger of losing playing time) but he should have enough WR depth to trade for a RB if needed. Let's all pray that everyone on Dave's team is swept up in the next hurricane.
4. Cha
How did Cha get ODB in the 2nd round?! JORDY NELSON was picked ahead of him! I'm moving Taylor down a couple spots for that pick. Seriously WTF people.
5. Andrew
Wow! This looks like a real fantasy football team! Like Andrew might actually be good this season! Cam and Stafford are backed up by a couple good RBs and the WRs are just good enough to talk yourself into them. The bench isn't great (not many are) but it does include some useful players. Finding a consistent FLEX option appears to be the missing piece for this team.
6. Elkins / Drew
The QBs are good enough to tread water and the RBs will carry this team; but if Elkins/Drew want to make the playoffs they have to hope Martavis Bryant is a star. BYE weeks could also be an issue. The bench doesn't include a QB but, for some unknown reason, does include a Jets WR.
7. Taylor
Matt Ryan and Big Ben make a nice one-two QB punch and Tay showed some real fantasy football savvy by spending a late round pick on Landry Jones. The rest of the team is full of guys that should be OK this season. With some scheduling luck, Taylor could find himself in the playoffs.
8. Tim
Who did Tim pick in rounds 2-4? Did he even have a pick?! I'm seeing Aaron Rodgers and then a sea of half useful players. Even with Rodgers, Tim's QB depth is the absolute worst in the league. His only other QB is BORTLES! The season is already lost.
9. Eric
Bell and Cousins is a very nice start to a team and the rest of the starting spots are peppered with guys you might have thought about drafting. Eric even remembered to draft a backup QB! Though I'm sure Tom Savage will have lost his starting spot before Eric has a chance to use him. The big downfall for this team is the bench, which currently has no one projected to score more than 70 points.
10. Mike
A year after trading Gronk for the Vikings offense (note: this did NOT work out well), Mike selected the top TE in the third round. He's already turned down several VERY good trade offers for Gronk and is insistent that he won't make the same mistake this year. I give him until Halloween, when he's 1-3 and three Yuenglings in, before he moves Gronk, Green, or Brown for a playable second QB and Kyle Rudolph.
11. Mitch
The season rides on Andrew Luck's arm and one of the Bengals RBs being any good. I'm not holding my breath.
12. Jesse
I was going to rank Jesse higher but the weather wasn't perfect so I just mailed it in and stuck him down here.