1. Justin
Everyone be on the lookout for Justin trying to trade you, #2 Ranked QB, Matthew Stafford! Don't fall for it. We all know Stafford is total garbage, but one of you dick weeds is going to fall for it. I bet it will be Mike. OMG, it's for sure going to be Mike. Dude will have 3 Yuenglings at the UC game and Justin will talk him into the trade that will "save your season".
2. Mitch
In desperate need of a RB with Zeke on BYE. Someone PLEASE trade me a starting RB. I know half of you don't have a 2nd QB! I've got four LEGIT starting QBs.
Speaking of RB's, with McCoy hurt, my matchup with Taylor suddenly got a whole lot more interesting. I bet I win by 300 points.
3. Taylor
When doing my initial research this morning I had Taylor #1. Since then Justin made big trade for Luck and McCoy is OUT this Sunday for sure and possibly longer. Even with that you're probably thinking three is a little low, but remember Antonio Brown will take a hit with Landy Jones under center and half his roster is red right now. He's still a title contender, but injuries are a concern.
4. Cha
The drop off from the top three teams to (I guess) Cha is pretty big. Look, I get that Cha is 2-4; but the thing is, I don't care. Dude's team is full of guys that are pretty solid fantasy contributors. Plus Cha always seems to make a run. I'll bet anyone $20 that Cha makes the playoffs.
5. Elkins
Another 2-4 team I like. Elkins' biggest issue remains getting points from his QB2. OMG, this is 100% the team Justin is going to try and rip off. It's perfect, Elkins has too many good WRs to play right now.
Elkins Gets:
Matt Stafford
Some guy he will never start
Justin Gets:
A.J. Green
Carlos Hyde
6. Eric
Like, I GUESS Eric is number 6. The best thing you can say about his team is he has four wins. I have no idea how. No way this lasts. Then again, with how bad the bottom half of this league is, he could sneak into the playoffs.
7. Jason
I had a really hard time ranking teams 7-12. You are all so, so bad. Jason has three good players and a handful of guys that you could talk yourself into owning. At 3-3, Jason still has a good shot at the playoffs, but he needs an upgrade at QB if he wants to get in the money.
8. Drew
You're probably thinking this is waaaaay too early for Drew, and you're probably right. But last week Drew's team showed signs of life with a "healthy" Palmer and Johnathan Stewart. Mike Gillislee could be a steal if McCoy is out for an extended period of time. Drew's still get a shot at the playoffs.
9. Tim
The win last week was well deserved, Tim's not making the playoffs and at this point should be happy to stay out of last place. His team has some talent but is lacking any real fantasy stars. This is another team Justin will attempt to pawn Matt Stafford off to.
Tim Gets:
Matthew Stafford
Some guy he will never start
Justin Gets:
Alshon Jeffery
Frank Gore
10. Andrew
Andrew could still make a run at the playoffs, but Luck was his one big trade chip and (IMO) he didn't get nearly enough in return. Maybe, MAYBE, I'm wrong about Mariota and he's actually good at football, but chances are he just played against a couple really bad defenses the past two weeks.
11. Jesse / Dave
The injury to Roethlisberger is the final nail for this team.This week they will start Cody Kesseler at QB1 and Jay Ajayi at OP. Also, guys, it might be time to cut bait on Thomas Rawls.
12. Mike
Mike's entire team managed to outscored Jay Ajayi by only 165 points last week.