I don't feel good about it but I guess these guys are number 1 in the Power Rankings. Why is this team named "Ballers"? I don't get it. Terrible team name.
II Justin
Justin and I watched RedZone for 5 hours on Sunday and I'm not sure they showed a single play from Mariota. I'm starting to think he's not good. Le'Veon Bell is back in two weeks!
III Andrew
LOVE this team. The Colts defense was even worse than one could imagine, meaning Luck is going to be throwing 400 times a game. The Dallas QB situation could really make or break a run to the top of the standings for Andrew. Dak managed to complete one pass to Dez in Week 1.
IV Elkins
Week 1's top scoring team nearly doubled Eric's score without getting a single point from Gary Barnidge; who BTW should be back to doing Gary Barnidge things with McCown back under center.
V Taylor
Is Taylor really a top five team?! No, no he's not, but I don't have to time rework this whole thing. In my defense he does have Antonio Brown.
VI Tim
Glenn = AP
Susan = CJ Anderson
VII Drew
I put Drew in the 11th spot and then the top spot before randomly assigning him here. He just dropped Chris Ivory for the Raiders 3rd string RB, BUT he's working some kind of voodoo magic with his Josh McCown draft pick. Lots of good WRs on this team, will Drew flip on for a starting RB?
VIII Cha
How classy is it that I did all the rankings in roman numerals?
IX Mike
Russel Wilson looked terrible and Sammy Watkins is already complaining about his foot not working. Good news, Gronk is back!
X Jason
Cam and Lamar Miller came to play in Week 1, but Jason's third highest scoring player was the Panthers D/ST. Jason is currently rostering THREE Miami Dolphins.
XI Mitch
Keenan Allen is dead and I have a weird relationship with Chris Hogan going on.Things are NOT going well.
XI Eric
Eric's bench consists of three backup RBs, two backup WRs and 200 year old Jason Witten. Jason might make the playoffs simple because he gets two free wins.