Mitch - Grade: B-
On draft day I was super excited about my top two picks, but deep down I know Elliot will be arrested no later than Week 6 for a domestic dispute and David Johnson will be in some stupid time share with Chris Johnson. Mike Evans and Keenan Allen should both be top 10 WRs, plus getting DeSeasn Jackson on a contract year / the addition of Return Points, could make this group tops in the league. The rest of my team is garbage.
Cha - Grade: 2 Stars
Cha's entire bench is nothing but shitty RBs. I'm predicting he will lead the league in terrible trade offers. Outside of Aaron Rodgers his team is full of guys you will find on every "Do Not Draft" list.
Mike - Grade: 7/10
Russell Wilson and Phil Rivers make the best QB combo in the league. I'm telling you Phil Rivers is going to kill this year. The rest of the team, outside of Gronk, is pretty whatever, but having two top-end QBs might be enough to get Mike into the playoffs.
Taylor - Grade: 48% (Rotten)
Tay's current number 2 RB is Danny Woodhead. I have no doubt Tayor got that "hot tip" (and Tyrell Williams!) from some local jackoff sports radio host. Brady and McCoy won't be active during the same week once this season.
Tim - Grade: .500
Tim took Amari Cooper in the SECOND ROUND! He will be no better than the 20th ranked WR at the end of the year. A lack of QB depth makes me think Tim's REALLY confident in Brock Osweiler. Can't wait until he's forced to trade AP for a middle of the road QB.
Eric - Grade: Bad
I like Drew Brees, that's the only thing nice I can say about this team. Devonta Freeman and Ryan Mathews are probably already hurt. I can't wait to see Eric playing Tyer Boyd (and his 3.4 AVG) starting in Week 6.
Jason - Grade: Two Thumbs Up!
I'm skeptical Cam will be able to repeat as the top scoring QB, but getting Lamar Miller with the last pick of the Second Round was the best pick of the draft. Those two should keep this team alive just long enough for Jason to make a crippling trade.
Drew - Grade: F
Is Julian Edelman even allowed to play football?! Also, Drew took Josh McCown for reasons unknown. I wish I had been lucid enough to laugh at him when he made that pick.
Elkins - Grade: 4/5
Julio Jones AND A.J. Green! OMG that's going to be sooo cool. Would have been 5/5 but I hate every last RB on this team. Latavius / Demarco Murray are already splitting time with more promising rookie RBs and Carlos Hyde is running behind the worst o-line in the league.
Jesse / Dave - Grade: 82%
This team should be good. The bench looks pretty terrible, but that can be fixed. If Charles comes back 100% healthy, we are all screwed.
Andrew - Grade: A+ 100%
LOVE the Luck / Lacy / Bortles / Hill combo. One could talk themselves into these WRs too. This bench even has a few interesting names.
Justin - Grade: 5 Stars
RBs are easily the best in the league. I've already started offering terrible deals for Jeremy Langford. Demaryius Thomas and Fitz are two names I've heard of at WR and the QBs are solid. Hell, his bench has more talent than Erics whole team!