1. Drew
No doubt about it Drew WON draft day. Who knew this guy had so many jokes?! Well played Drew, well played. The bad news is his team is butt-hole, even with Le'Veon Bell back in week 3, so this will probably be the last we see of Drew in the top spot.
2. Eric
Eric earned big points for hosting this year's draft. Aside from some minor connection issues the draft went as smooth as possible. Having the Google Hangout on the TV was a big plus. Unfortunately for Eric his starting QB is Cam Newton (who will be throwing to #1 WR Tedd Ginn) and starting FLEX is Geo Bernard (NOT starting for the Bengals). Enjoy the #2 spot while you can Eric, it's going to be a long season.
3. Mitch
It's hard to believe that I'm not in the top spot, but that's a real testimony to how funny Drew was. First, I did a kick ass job of managing the draft. Second, my team has to be the favorite to win the title. Sure having two Bengals is a terrible idea and TJ Yeldon is only a starter because he's on the Jags, MY TEAM IS STILL STACKED. I've got FOUR starting QBs and Steve Smith on my bench!
4. Taylor
Despite being a little late to the draft, something we all saw coming, Taylor earned big points for sitting in his car for 3 hours on his anniversary drafting a fantasy football team. Taylor has some real issues at RB and Alshon Jeffery might be dead, but it wasn't a bad draft for Taylor's first go around.
5. Cha
Cha brought some real good cheese to the draft AND sported his "drafting shorts" throughout the afternoon. His team isn't bad either, Rodgers and Palmer could be the top QB combo in the league.
6. Tim
I'm not even going to bother to move Tim around in the PR this season.
7. Jesse
A couplequestion marks could make or break Jesse's season. Is Randell Cobb really healthy and when will Todd Gurley play? If both of those players live up to the hype Jesse could be looking at a league championship run.
8. Elkins
Elkins got some solid laughs with some timely audio clips and did some pretty good work with the Google Hangout as well. Unfortunately Elkins didn't draft a QB until the 200th round and he still wound up with Isaiah Crowell is his FLEX spot. I'll put $20 on Elkins to finish last in the league, any takers?
9. Jason
Jason managed to draft a couple of starting caliber QBs this season but forgot to draft a RB that you could start with any sort of confidence (sorry I'm not buying into the slow footed Melvin Gordon behind an OL that had Phil Rivers throwing off his back foot most of last season).
10. Justin
After AP I'm not sure I like a single thing about this team, plus Justin brought nothing to the draft except an unmemorable joke or two.
11. Mike/Andrew
I really like the core of Ryan, Lacey, Morris and Cooks; but the rest of the roster is filled with classic Mike picks. Mike Wallace, Torrey Smith, Cody Latimer, Brandon Oliver and Zach Ertz are all garbage and we all know it. Well everyone but Mike knows it, he'll be trying to trade you these guys all season long for your top WR. *EDIT: Forgot Andrew DIDN'T bring wings. -1,000,000 points.
12. Dave/Dan
No Dave, Tom Brady is not available. Negative PR points for having your bro draft for you. Also if he's going to be your co-owner he should at least be able to see the draft board. I can't imagine a worse draft experience.